falsedetective:

the uncanny valley between “this academic article doesn’t make sense because i’m an idiot” and “this academic article doesn’t make sense because the author is an idiot”

princessofkazakhstan-deactivate:

primarybufferpanel:

zodiac-rave:

I have NEVER had my sense of humor catered to harder than I have by this description

laskulls-deactivated20250318:

laskulls-deactivated20250318:

deep sea creatures always look like they’re horrified at the fact that they live there

AAAHHHHHHH

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

WHY DID WE MOVE HERE STEVEN

sad-sad-sage:

killuwa:

killuwa:

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:

owenology:

owenology:

fuck algebra i don’t need it just give me a dead body and i’ll figure it out from there

i feel i should clarify i am a mortuary science major

unsympatheticchemprof:

como-chin-gas:

Source: https://www.lonelyplanet.com/news/2019/08/02/ethiopia-tree-planting/

Plants some trees, please

speedlimit15:

btfreek:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Monetizing tumblr is easy, just give it to anthropologists so they can monitor all the bullshit subcultures

Some 14 year old: I think my imaginary friend should have the right to vote

Some 39 year old: I agree completely

Guy in a lab coat: *can’t fucking write fast enough*

bold of you to assume anthropologists have money